Eggplant69

Home > Toys > Eggplant69 This isn't even a game. It's a joke. When you reach 69% battery life, you're able to push a button with an eggplant on it.
It doesn't send you notifications when it's time
It's not an online game, there's no leaderboard or anything.

There's no point to this whole thing. Why are you still here?

You still want a download? You still want to play it?

Oh. Well, you should know a thing or two:

• This is only available for Android. I don't have $200 a year to spend on a joke. I also really don't have $1000 to spend on a Mac to build it for iOS either.
• This is an APK download. You may find you have warnings appear such as: 'Unknown Developer', or 'Untrusted APK', or 'Potentially Harmful File'. If you want to play it, you're gonna need to click through those. Once again, I don't have money to spend on developer certificates.
• There are no long term plans to update it. If I do, the version number will change on the site too. Your current version is in the bottom right.
• And if you're really paranoid about installing an unverified app, it should pass Play Protect, and you should check that the app was downloaded from this site.

You read all that? I don't believe you. You did?

Alrighty then. Here's your download button.

Download Eggplant69 (v1.0.0)

Important Note: If you didn't actually read it and now you want to complain you're a knob. Please read it.